Which super power do you have?
Well... I can shrink other people heads, since I was 4, mostly on Sundays. Probably this is not so remarkable in ginger people with Irish ancestry.
Shirley, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last summer I leased a posh mansion on the secretive mountains of Burundi. The payment included a mined drawbridge to protect my privacy and also a flock of extras acting like hysterical devotees to let me feel at home.
Shirley, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yeah! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel less than awesome. Sun block and sunscreen are sold for a reason.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the stimulating rustle of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent desires you write instead something more suitable for publication, say, "the first word of your newborn" or "the relaxing purr of an untroubled kitten".
One of your best songs, "Goldfinger", is a hymn of protest. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Guess so! It really is about my passion for guacamole.
Which is your favorite book?
I really love "Lord of the Flies" by William Gold.
You surely mean, by William Golding?
Maybe you are referring to the cheap edition. Anyway, I've heard it both ways.
Shirley, what’s your biggest defect?
I snore like a fog horn.
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