A talk with Shirley Bassey
Shirley Bassey
Shirley Bassey born January 8th, 1937 (Capricorn)
In her castle in California, right across the Sam Claflin's one, Shirley Bassey is producing her own red wine, whose name, by an unluckly accident, sounds like a horrible insult in Yiddish (pixabay photo)

Which super power do you have?
Well... I can shrink other people heads, since I was 4, mostly on Sundays. Probably this is not so remarkable in ginger people with Irish ancestry.

Shirley, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last summer I leased a posh mansion on the secretive mountains of Burundi. The payment included a mined drawbridge to protect my privacy and also a flock of extras acting like hysterical devotees to let me feel at home.

Shirley, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yeah! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel less than awesome. Sun block and sunscreen are sold for a reason.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the stimulating rustle of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent desires you write instead something more suitable for publication, say, "the first word of your newborn" or "the relaxing purr of an untroubled kitten".

One of your best songs, "Goldfinger", is a hymn of protest. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Guess so! It really is about my passion for guacamole.

Which is your favorite book?
I really love "Lord of the Flies" by William Gold.

You surely mean, by William Golding?
Maybe you are referring to the cheap edition. Anyway, I've heard it both ways.

Shirley, what’s your biggest defect?
I snore like a fog horn.

Shirley Bassey refused to divulge her private telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
9119014618 8996194032 7652265043 5893360930 5479109969 3837137869 3081087015 6335409855 7926460090 9342783274 788183837 555942240 8967149862 9666454858 5788499408 9429041766 3454588803 8141724589 6024526086 3075242332
Let's face it, celebrities are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Shirley Bassey peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a professional mentalist from Chicago.
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