What would you like to do right now?
Read the obituary of somebody I hate.
I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to levitate just a little.
Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal lunacy.
Today a bleak lack of power and an internal anxiety are crippling your search for fulfillment, but compared to next week today is a feast, so good luck.
Drats! You are dead on!
Shirley, do you like wombats?
I'll say not!
For which reason you do not like wombats, if I may ask?
Actually, they stink! And one wombat bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the motives I become an actress, so I may probably reconsider my opinion about wombats.
What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the thrilling tingle of two pieces of gold touching each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more mainstream, like "the first 'mom' of your tot" or "the consoling purr of a lovable kitten".
Shirley, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
My opinion is that global warming is a messy problem. Anyway, my fans will surely be happy to know that my future palace will be at least 80 feet above the sea-level.
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