A conversation with Sienna Miller
Sienna Miller
Sienna Miller born December 28th, 1981 (Capricorn)
In her secluded laboratory Sienna Miller is incessantly looking for a way to develop ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a yellow anteater on my arm. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be find if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly disrobed.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: rock.

Sienna : future

Q: whole
Sienna : wardrobe

Q: sleep
Sienna : insects

I feel you are not in the mood.
Apart from acting, is there something in which you beat everybody else?

Actually, I can flap my ears.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I was forced by my cousin, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of common cold?
Since I imagined I contracted it.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Sienna Miller's home telephone number :
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Clearly, vips are very busy people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Sienna Miller totally alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Sienna.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.