What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the soothing clink of two pieces of gold kissing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more suitable for publication, for example "the elated laugh of an exhilarated kid " or "the relaxing purr of an untroubled kitten".
Which is the worst DVD (or VHS) in hour home?
Ho-hum! Apart from "From Justin to Kelly", I fear it is "Dungeon and Dragons" or "Jack and Jill".
Your zodiac sign is Capricorn. Are you a typical Capricorn?
Sure! I'm a little rude, quite tireless, yielding and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Stardust"?
Yes! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".
Do you use an alias when you arrange for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to deceive stalkers and journalists
You bet! I'll go to extremes to get rid of those critters. We often adopt the moniker "Sienna Meller".
Sienna, where did you go on your last break from work?
Recently I leased an exquisite manor on the secretive mountains of Luxembourg. The payment included a moat surrounding the manor to ensure my privacy and also a flock of extras acting like paparazzi to let me feel at home.
I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I lived 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to move light objects with my mind.
What is your opinion about global warming?
I've expressed my opinion in a letter printed on Pacific Journal of Theoretical Psychiatry, written in collaboration with the renowned dr. Steven Bell.
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