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Sienna Miller
Sienna Miller born December 28th, 1981 (Capricorn)
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In a moment of reverie, Sienna Miller has undersigned a protest against solar eclipses (source)

Which is your method for flawless skin?
Only few know it is a daily ablution with lukewarm cement.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Emmanuelle Chriqui. We both like Bilbo Baggins.

Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Yeah! I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I really make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I elate prominent moguls and homely rodent exterminators in the same fashion. Say, there are 12 avenues with my name in three different countries, not counting Bhutan and Sierra Gordo.

Who are your heroes?
Mark (the obscure uncle of Isaac Asimov), Forrest Gump, and myself.

What would you like to do right now?
Read the death notice of a dead horse.

Sienna, your zodiac sign is Capricorn. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal insanity.

You will feel ignored by your fans, like a powerful dam is between you and them. A spidery buzz in your ears will tell you that probably they are actually planning to kill you.
Holy moly! If I did believe in this zodiacal folly, now I would feel like an old shoe.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with another word. I begin with :
Q: death.

Sienna : coffin

Q: will
Sienna : time

Q: enemies
Sienna : stalkers

We are going nowhere fast...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Sienna Miller's secret telephone number :
2819007937 5842521520 2021280765 2513781349 6140301145 5835807315 6498236608 3995195250 8989703743 7306432779 2785485880 4491983123 9409609020 9077299937 4949614072 3561198983 8015813423 931239015 5955424203 5983161480
My hurried exchange with Sienna Miller has been patiently lined up many months in advance. The resulting article was staggering, like "Moby Dick" rewritten by Doctor Doom. So, it was very lamentable, to put it mildly, that my dog ate my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I made an effort to remember those wonderful words. To be straight here: I'm not so sure this web page is a totally truthful account of what transpired during our talk, and now I'm beginning to be uncertain it ever was real...
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