A talk with Sigourney Weaver
Sigourney Weaver
Sigourney Weaver born October 8th, 1949 (Libra)
Since her fans required it vehemently, Sigourney Weaver will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The profits ($800 per night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of alopecia in gerbils (source)

I'm here tonight with Sigourney Weaver, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Sigourney, and welcome to And My Secret Is - HEY, Look, A Celebrity!.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Rihanna the other night and, honestly, I did not like it a bit.

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible career?
Really? I did not. My father and I decided that I would have become a plumber. But, things don't always work out the way you imagined.

Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Just a hint. The title of the film is "Kevin, Rebecca and the moose". Imagine a man and a woman. Rebecca and Kevin live together in Phoenix. Kevin is a graphic designer while Rebecca is a FBI agent. When Kevin's pet moose Tarira got urticaria, they decide to fight Cosa Nostra to avenge the moose.

You seem to be always so vivacios and sprightly. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I truly believe that every person has two sides. Sometimes, when I see a colleague actress, my sight fades out and rage darkens my heart. And then, without warning, I sense the need to erase her mocking smug look. That is my amiable side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.

Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for, say, a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to get rid of stalkers and shutterbugs
Sure! We'll go to extremes to run away from those critters. We generally adopt the pseudonym "Sigourney Wyaver".

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a red dog on my knee. It is bioluminescent, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in San Francisco maze, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little disrobed.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm totally enthusiastic about "Twilight" by Stephanie Bayern.

You mean, by Stephenie Meyer?
I think you are confusing the book with the movie, however I've heard it both ways.

Sigourney Weaver refused to divulge her home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
7434311836 259742105 6218049486 980812860 4360628172 9835986233 4168264187 3428057347 3400625270 8889838219 6234900937 9128236432 4120487923 9399531108 9204855489 584901230 5440808257 6424343425 6804910803 604420117
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