Skin, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Skin's surprise". During one of my famed wanderings in the Atacama desert, I discovered an inconspicuous tree unknown to botanists, now named Carpocistaria sativa, that blooms only every 6 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of watermelons and relish. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only magicians you can name?
Do you know Jim O. Jackson (a former physicist, now a fire fighter) from Cleveland?
Not personally, but my aunt has been engaged to him for 4 weeks. Then there was half a scandal about some peculiar photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.
What are your feelings about president Trump?
I promised my cat I would not embarass myself in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.
On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I dunno. I think I'm a three in Phoenix, but an eight in Amazonas.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being reproached by a Queen Victoria impersonator. I kept repeating "I did not paint my uncle's coyote".
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