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Skin born August 3rd, 1967 (Leo)
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Due to a strange accident occurred to her cousin, Skin has acquired an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for séances (pixabay photo)

Skin, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Skin's surprise". During one of my famed wanderings in the Atacama desert, I discovered an inconspicuous tree unknown to botanists, now named Carpocistaria sativa, that blooms only every 6 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of watermelons and relish. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only magicians you can name?

Do you know Jim O. Jackson (a former physicist, now a fire fighter) from Cleveland?
Not personally, but my aunt has been engaged to him for 4 weeks. Then there was half a scandal about some peculiar photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.

What are your feelings about president Trump?
I promised my cat I would not embarass myself in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.

On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I dunno. I think I'm a three in Phoenix, but an eight in Amazonas.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being reproached by a Queen Victoria impersonator. I kept repeating "I did not paint my uncle's coyote".

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Skin's secret telephone number :
7327431930 4278752397 8703075642 3108439954 591997385 511666977 8911701663 2423124839 4080302883 8219867978 6943071864 3842574768 5881444672 7187414259 7552535754 975935339 627915797 7883228453 3183467272 2624688058
I patiently dawdled for many weeks for the privilege to have a hurried appointment with Skin. The resulting piece was stunning, like it was written by H.G. Wells after too much vermouth. Thus, it was awfully damaging that another inmate (probably on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I struggled to recall those mind-blowing words. Actually, to be aboveboard here: I'm not so sure this web page is an absolutely accurate run-down of what transpired during our meeting, and so I'm beginning to doubt it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.