Snoop, do you like bobcats?
Why you do not like bobcats?
To be honest, they stink! And one bobcat bite my grandpa's leg. This is one of the reasons I decided to become a singer, so I should probably rethink my relation with bobcats.
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that cooking food is a big waste of energy, since there are fast food joints and canteens willing to deliver my daily intake of fats and carbs. In the few occasions I indulge in cooking for my disciples, I like to create salads. My cornerstone is a mix of spam and soybeans, which I think can be fine for both vegans and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the spam and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix spam and soybeans with some olive oil and voilà, you are done!
Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny caterpillar shaped scar on my right elbow, a souvenir of my painful brawl with a berserk weasel.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Snoop Dogg, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Duke University, signed up for Botanical Robotics 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with a gambling addiction.
What is the strangest dream that you remember?
Not really a dream: I found myself alone in a desolate dark place. A vicios flavor in my mouth. Then I realized I got stoned at a rerun of "Exorcist II: The Heretic" in a bleak cinema near Denver.
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