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Snoop Dogg
Snoop Dogg born October 20th, 1971 (Libra)
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His early breakfast when he is on diet (pixabay photo)

You have been seen in a compromising location with a superstar whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to announce. Do you care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with T.X..

I may have a photo.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is cool in your life and then without a reason your house is frisked by the police looking for some naughty material somebody has left there. Capisce?

I was just mocking you, there is absolutely no picture...
Can you support the gossip about your involvement in the rogue incident of Loch Ness monster photos?

Thou, mammering guts-griping hedge-pig! How do you dare?

One of your cornerstones, "Drop It Like It's Hot", is an anthem of love. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Yes, it really is about my ruling passion for curling.

Which is your earliest memory?
I have a very fuzzy and bizarre memory. There is an almost endless warehouse filled with boxes. An old man transports a large wooden box with some words blazed on it and disappears in a passage among the crates.

Well, it seems to me this is a scene from the film "Riders of the Lost Ark".
Golly! To be frank, yesterday I had a snooze at the cineclub.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Snoop Dogg's secret telephone number :
9039479689 648326561 7685039628 444419689 4943047496 5577325030 9778121849 985679020 8666675327 6874223554 538411386 8302697874 5705213972 812368942 5819017412 9535062420 7970248503 5296141433 8445394812 7905895683
To be frank, my chief had patiently set up my hurried rendezvous with Snoop Dogg months beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Catwoman". So, the transcript above is essentially the recollection of a nightmare I had after a dinner of deep-fried Mars bars and liver pâté.
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