You have been seen in a compromising location with a superstar whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to announce. Do you care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with T.X..
I may have a photo.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is cool in your life and then without a reason your house is frisked by the police looking for some naughty material somebody has left there. Capisce?
I was just mocking you, there is absolutely no picture...
Can you support the gossip about your involvement in the rogue incident of Loch Ness monster photos?
Thou, mammering guts-griping hedge-pig! How do you dare?
One of your cornerstones, "Drop It Like It's Hot", is an anthem of love. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Yes, it really is about my ruling passion for curling.
Which is your earliest memory?
I have a very fuzzy and bizarre memory. There is an almost endless warehouse filled with boxes. An old man transports a large wooden box with some words blazed on it and disappears in a passage among the crates.
Well, it seems to me this is a scene from the film "Riders of the Lost Ark".
Golly! To be frank, yesterday I had a snooze at the cineclub.
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