An interview with Sofía Vergara
Sofía Vergara
Sofía Vergara born July 10th, 1972 (Cancer)
Using a false name, Sofía Vergara has partecipated and has been expelled from the latest Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

Is there a deep moral hidden in "Four Brothers"?
Yes, that there’s no I in Team - or something like that.

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Recently I leased an elegant castle in a hidden valley of Serbia. The contract included barbed wire aplenty to protect my privacy and also a group of local extras pretending to be fans to let me feel cherished.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: panther.

Sofía : repulsion

Q: good
Sofía : repulsion

Q: enemies
Sofía : repulsion

I think we are not on the same wavelength
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?

Ah, many years ago I was traveling in Chile with a friend and we did "that" in the tent, under the stars, in the heart of nature.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm addicted to "Crime and Punishment" by Frodo Dostosky.

You mean, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky?
I don't think so. I think we can agree to disagree.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Sofía Vergara's home telephone number :
5874908202 9465171384 2966143423 7329039489 6011121392 804882357 9117876518 4395753341 515510468 4811958361 492998410 257123635 3983711262 3987480255 5770384527 423497693 9598644744 8268053986 6837584100 7618092241
Let's face it, vips are very busy people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Sofía Vergara totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Sofía.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.