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Sonequa Martin-Green
Sonequa Martin-Green born March 21st, 1985 (Aries)
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After her fans insistence, Sonequa Martin-Green will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The profits ($1,500 per night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of anosmia in armadillos (source)

Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I leased an elegant castle on the secluded mountains of Latvia. The payment included barbed wire everywhere to ensure my privacy but also a mob of extras acting like shutterbugs to let me feel alive.

Sonequa, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this purported global warming paradox is a foolish plot of Cardassia's derangered scientists.

Sonequa, what’s your worst habit?
If I'm moody, I tap my fingers on any surface and also on people faces.

What are your feelings about the current USA president?
I'm somehow preoccupied, since I heard rumors that president Trump wants to promote an investigation that demonstrates that evolution is a figment of China.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a gray ferret on my foot. It is radioactive, so I can be retrieved if I am kidnapped, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow undressed.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Probably a hedgehog.

Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to helicopters, coyote tears (please, don't ask!), and isoprene.

Apart from acting, is there something you do better than anybody else?
Well, I can move my ears independenty.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Sonequa Martin-Green's home telephone number :
7935547296 2402650934 9670954649 9269257325 3198956179 4456337231 323077769 434779469 8585484296 5714745512 203126273 998236219 740351841 8569052658 3578984644 758696414 6233218221 3389433446 9933663006 2665485287
To be honest, my chief had patiently planned my hurried interview with Sonequa Martin-Green weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like feeding my pet groundhog or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is mainly the impression of a dream that ensued after a dinner of chorizo and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.