A conversation with Sophia Bush
Sophia Bush
Sophia Bush born July 8th, 1982 (Cancer)
In her manor in Italy, next to the Madonna's one, Sophia Bush is producing her own red wine, whose name, by an unluckly coincidence, sounds like a terrible insult in German (pixabay photo)

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I was drove by my best friend, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight smallpox?
Since my best friend had it.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Sophia Bush, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Mass Effect 3" player.

Sophia, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I don't believe in zodiacal chicanery.

You will ram into an intoxicated stranger from Chicago, a former internal auditor named Anthony with two left feet. He will suggest to open an anteater sanctuary in Kentucky. Don't follow him home!
Egads! Incredible, what do you have -- a time machine?

You are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in the month of February I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue potatoes and my special Smurf hash.

What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?
Not really a dream: I was alone in a vacant gloomy space. A foul flavor in my mouth. Then I remembered I got stoned at a rerun of "The Sweetest Thing" in a bleak movie house near San Francisco.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Sophia Bush's secret telephone number :
5241564911 2856254918 6734952380 9461152378 9968343377 6938871789 4725726844 7028585508 9161573199 968837310 4258775705 672509211 295805242 5272157614 423861952 5651603018 7400009208 4500657240 2216175816 8721427004
My director had patiently lined up my brief talk with Sophia Bush many months beforehand. Regrettably, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like breeding scorpions or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Sophia Bush would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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