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Sophie Turner
Sophie Turner born February 21st, 1996 (Pisces)
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One of Sophie Turner's most firm resolutions is to obtain soon a license for operating a hovercraft (source)

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Freedonia, probably because it has my face in a corner.

Sophie, do you have something to say to young people?
Positively! Recent research has made clear that drinking like a crazy anteater may have sour aftereffects, like loss of nails or sudden death. But fear no more! Buy "Sophie's prodigy", now with more Myriacladia androgyna tincture. Just $39.99 for 100 pills. (Note : Not actually a drug. It usually may cause loss of sleep or induce paranoia. Gluten-free. It may contain traces of shellfish and depleted uranium).

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a gopher. A big, fat, serene gopher, replete and somnolent in a summer breeze.

You seem to be always so chirpy and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each one has a dark side. At times, when I bump into a so-called artist, I grind my teeth and irritation darkens my soul. And all of a sudden, I fight the need to seal forever those ogling eyes. That is my cheerful side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.

Do you know Stephen Y. Johnson (a former mothercraft nurse, now a nut grower) from Hollywood?
Not personally, but my aunt has been married to him for 4 weeks. Then there was a public embarrassment about some kinky photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a hasty finale.

Do you have any superpower?
Not a secret! Hands invisibility, since I was 10, mostly if the sun shines. However, this could be quite a nuisance in my career.

When your are not on the set, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting USB pens rests my mind.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is

The koala of sorrow
The large koala of sorrow
drops dead on the cloudy pastures of insanity
while I look in the eye this planet desolation.
If only it had been the boar of sorrow
we could have bacon at least.

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Let's face it, celebrities are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Sophie Turner alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Sophie.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.