Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, generally. If you are incinerated then your ashes can occupy space in a little box on somebody's mantelpiece.
Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Might as well! The tentative title of the movie is "Dorothy, Bill and the armadillo". Imagine a woman and a man. They live together in Los Angeles. The man is a FBI agent while she is a watch repairer. When Dorothy's pet armadillo Teepino got legionellosis, they begin a dangerous journey to search for Myriothera notabilis (a rare tree which grows in the United Arab Emirates only), whose flowers can cure Teepino.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Margot Robbie, since I always liked her as Hermione Granger.
Are you superstitious?
Certainly! I need to grate the sole of my shoes before an important occasion. Obviously not today.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Yoda.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
Do you have any vice?
Surfing on the less traveled corners of Internet instead of doing work. Well, perhaps you are going to condemn me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a coyote. A big, fat, tranquil coyote, glutted and sleepy in the shade of a large tree.
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