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Sophie Turner
Sophie Turner born February 21st, 1996 (Pisces)
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During a tormented séance, the spirit of Friedrich Nietzsche has established that Sophie Turner is probably the reincarnation of a neighbor of Alexander the Great (source)

Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, generally. If you are incinerated then your ashes can occupy space in a little box on somebody's mantelpiece.

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Might as well! The tentative title of the movie is "Dorothy, Bill and the armadillo". Imagine a woman and a man. They live together in Los Angeles. The man is a FBI agent while she is a watch repairer. When Dorothy's pet armadillo Teepino got legionellosis, they begin a dangerous journey to search for Myriothera notabilis (a rare tree which grows in the United Arab Emirates only), whose flowers can cure Teepino.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Margot Robbie, since I always liked her as Hermione Granger.

Are you superstitious?
Certainly! I need to grate the sole of my shoes before an important occasion. Obviously not today.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Yoda.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!

Do you have any vice?
Surfing on the less traveled corners of Internet instead of doing work. Well, perhaps you are going to condemn me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a coyote. A big, fat, tranquil coyote, glutted and sleepy in the shade of a large tree.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Sophie Turner's private telephone number :
910726294 461305340 4893271563 639674280 798594354 4169008081 9586877625 5854486508 7997683843 7667692524 9332575358 6539870230 8617669188 5989479207 225678367 8531020935 3478637186 3729751969 3693969172 4580967684
I patiently lay in wait for years for the privilege to have a brief rendezvous with Sophie Turner. The resulting interview was mind-blowing, like it was written by the ghost of F. Scott Fitzgerald under the influence of too much red wine. It was highly unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my mother in law shredded my only copy! After I emerged from coma, I struggled to recapture those imposing words. I want to be straight, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a perfectly accurate report of our conversation, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.