I'm here today with Soulja Boy, who just saw the birth of his last album. Hi, Soulja, and welcome to Even More Useless Celebrity Facts.
It's a pleasure being here, because it counts as community service.
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Edgar Allan Boh.
You mean, by Edgar Allan Poe?
Surely you are confusing the book with the movie, but we can agree to disagree.
Could you suggest a remedy for diarrhea?
Sure, here it is my fantastic good medicine for diarrhea. Mix one part of scotch, three parts of fruit smoothie and some tartar sauce in a large bowl, then guzzle the resulting brew every 25 minutes for at least 4 hours.
Can you tell me the square root of 8105822768?
I think that the answer is something around 28.
A famous person you think to as similar to you in spirit?
As several people say, Charles I of England, because of our smart hair style.
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You can stare at them, you can ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Apart from singing, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
Well, I can knit a sweater while I tap dance.
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