An interview with Stana Katic
Stana Katic
Stana Katic born April 26th, 1978 (Taurus)
Stana Katic always uses a rigorous method to choose her next move (pixabay photo)

Some witnesses have seen you in a compromising situation with a famous person whose name and whose gender I'm not at liberty to expose. Do you care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with I.B..

I may have a photograph.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is perfectly OK in your life and then for no reason at all your home is swarmed by the SWAT looking for some illicit things somebody has left there. Capiche?

I think you are right, this is a picture of my pet ocelot with a wig...
You appear to be always so sunny and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?

It's hard to admit it, but I do. Each one has a dark side. Sometimes, when I look at a colleague actress, my heart grows darker and my vision blurs. And all of a sudden, I sense the urge to estinguish that dimwit from the earth and jump on her desecrate coffin. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know about that side.

What is your opinion about global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this so-called global warming drivel is just a conspiracy of Genovia's nefarious scientists.

Your zodiac sign is Taurus. Are you a typical Taurus?
Heck no! I'm affable, a bit sleepy, strong-minded and itchy. My friends say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is common in artist.

Stana, which is your technique for perfect skin?
Only few know it is an ablution with hot unicorn blood twice a day.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Stana Katic's private telephone number is listed here :
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To be sincere, my boss had patiently lined up my little meeting with Stana Katic weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Color of Night". So, the interview above is mainly the impression of a dream that followed after a copious dinner of raw onions and liver sausages.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.