What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is unfortunately very brutal, since there are regions where it is impossible to find even a just adequate frankfurter.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the exciting tinkle of two pieces of gold touching each other. But please, write instead something more likeable, for example "the calming purr of an unworried kitten" or "the joyful laugh of an angelic kid ".
Could you suggest a remedy for warts?
In case of warts, mix two parts of rum, three parts of lemonade and some cocktail sauce. Gargle with the resulting elixir every 10 minutes for at least 4 hours.
Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of Dante Alighieri. I played one of his neighbors.
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I think that preparing food is a big waste of energy, since there are relatives and diners willing to deliver my daily dose of fats and carbohydrates. In the few occasions I decide to cook for my acolytes, I like to improvise salads. My all time favorite is a mix of pulled pork and bean sprouts, which I assume can be OK for both vegetarians and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the pulled pork and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix pulled pork and bean sprouts with some crushed garlic and you are done!
Which is your favorite book?
I'm quite enthusiastic about "Siddhartha" by Herman Nessen.
You mean, by Hermann Hesse?
Surely you are referring to the hardcover edition. Anyway, I've heard it both ways.
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