If I may ask, how do you invest the money you made acting?
He said it is a secret, but I invested my whole stash in a super-clever scheme devised by a financial genius named Charles Panzi, a mastermind of international hedge funds. I'll tell you his phone, but he has been incommunicado in the last few weeks.
What have you got in your pocket?
As this interview is a figment of your mischievous neurons, I'm probably totally undressed, so no pockets at all.
Stanley, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I leased a fashionable manor in a hidden valley of Dinotopia. The only problem was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the genial estate agent from Russia that contacted me about business by email.
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is lamentable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Recently I've read the summary of the condensed version of the book "The Little Prince", and I found it palatable. On that account, I've ordered my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Antoine de Saint-Exupéry - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
Stanley, which is your trick to achieve unblemished skin?
As you may have guessed, it is a soaking into cold yak milk once a month.
Stanley, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
I'm somehow preoccupied, since I heard rumors that Trump wants an app to turn off the Www when he feels it has too much fun.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yep! Here it is
Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you say the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Stanley : law
Stanley : Spiderman
Stanley : vermin
I think we had fun enough...
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