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Stanley Tucci
Stanley Tucci born November 11th, 1960 (Scorpio)
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Stanley Tucci has started a petition for the revival of the runic calendar (source)

If I may ask, how do you invest the money you made acting?
He said it is a secret, but I invested my whole stash in a super-clever scheme devised by a financial genius named Charles Panzi, a mastermind of international hedge funds. I'll tell you his phone, but he has been incommunicado in the last few weeks.

What have you got in your pocket?
As this interview is a figment of your mischievous neurons, I'm probably totally undressed, so no pockets at all.

Stanley, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I leased a fashionable manor in a hidden valley of Dinotopia. The only problem was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the genial estate agent from Russia that contacted me about business by email.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is lamentable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Recently I've read the summary of the condensed version of the book "The Little Prince", and I found it palatable. On that account, I've ordered my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Antoine de Saint-Exupéry - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

Stanley, which is your trick to achieve unblemished skin?
As you may have guessed, it is a soaking into cold yak milk once a month.

Stanley, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
I'm somehow preoccupied, since I heard rumors that Trump wants an app to turn off the Www when he feels it has too much fun.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yep! Here it is

The gazelle of grief
The ghostly gazelle of grief
drops dead on the dismal meadows of wreck
when I look in the eye this life emptiness.
If only it had been the pig of grief
we could have bacon at least.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you say the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: black.

Stanley : law

Q: time
Stanley : Spiderman

Q: sodium
Stanley : vermin

I think we had fun enough...

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Stanley Tucci's home telephone number :
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To be honest, my director had patiently lined up my short interview with Stanley Tucci many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided I had better things to do, like breeding scorpions or collecting kerbstones. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Stanley Tucci would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.