Who are your heroes?
Vincent van Gogh, Mary Poppins, and myself.
Your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal rubbish.
You will feel ignored by your friends, like an untouchable dam is between you and them. A frightening whisper in your head will tell you that probably they are plotting against your life.
Holy mackarel! That's impressive!
Which is the most blush-making DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
My my! Excluding "Disaster Movie", which was a gift, I fear it is "Man of the House" or "Ishtar".
I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt the ABC of pyrokinesis.
Which is the coolest flag in the world?
Surely the flag of Carpathia, probably because there is my face in the middle of it.
Stephen, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
I asked myself: "What do people like?" I discovered that the answer is soy sauce! So I bought 1000000 bottles of soy sauce which I stashed in my castle, waiting for the price to go up.
If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I suffer with an unreasonable phobia for mechanical typewriters, by reason of a bizzarre accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also terrified by lions, but that is quite normal.
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