Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Just a hint. The tentative title of the movie is "Melissa, Paul and the panda". There are a man and a woman, which live in Atlanta and they do not know each other. Melissa is a medium while Paul is a database administrator. When Paul's pet panda Tesiro contracts lead poisoning they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they begin an adventurous journey to search for Echinandraria biflora (a rare tree which grows in Belgium only), whose flowers can save the panda.
Steve, what is your opinion about global warming?
I've expressed my opinion in an article accepted for publication on Annals of Qualitative Ethnology, written in collaboration with prof. James G. Wilson.
Steve, if I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
Remember, when typewriters will be fashionable again I will be richer.
What would Steve Buscemi do to solve the problem of violence and ferocity that is jeopardizing present-day society?
I believe that giving one million of bucks to every citizen can solve many problems, but most legislators are close-fisted aged lads scarcely responsive to my brainy ideas.
Can you tell us what is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 5, I won the "Tin Coyote Award" issued by the Mayor of Los Angeles for "extraordinary and gratuitous stage accomplishment".
Can you support the hearsay about the stolen Chupacabra photos?
Thou, droning clapper-clawed ratsbane! How do you dare?
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was a very uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Louis Pasteur appeared and established that I'm probably the reincarnation of Leibniz's astrologer.
What’s your worst defect?
I often entice interviewers. But I'm not that drunk right now so you are relatively safe.
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