Steve, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Steve's marvel". During one of my famed expeditions in the Atacama desert, I uncovered an inconspicuous unknown shrub, now named Sinocyphia millefolia, which every 7 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of mangoes and guacamole. It seems unappetizing, but it's quite easy to get the habit.
Steve, you have been seen in a compromising location with a star whose name or gender I've not the permission to reveal. Do you care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with Q.U..
I may have a photo.
Well, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, probably some drifting photons spontaneously generated an utterly random photo in which you mistakenly pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your office or your mother could "spontaneously" catch fire. Is it all clear now?
Now that I look at it better, this is probably a picture of my mother-in-law with a wig...
Steve, where will you go on your next break from work?
For next summer I leased a fashionable mansion in a secluded valley of Carpathia. The only complication was making a transfer in Linden dollars to the cheerful realtor from Russia that proposed me the business in the interweb.
Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to avoid fans and reporters
You bet! I do whatever is necessary to excape those hooligans. I mostly employ the pseudonym "Steve Corell".
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
You bet your boots! I have acquired an irrational fear for Teddy bears, owing to a strange accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also scared by Ouija boards, but that is quite common.
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