I'm here today with a special guest, Steve Carell, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Steve, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
An imaginary character you recognize as an imaginary friend?
As several people say, Constantine the Great, because of our cool hair style.
Do you have any superpower?
Not a secret! I can mutating into a gray coyote, since I was 8, particularly if the sun shines. I believe this is not so common in people with Scottish progenitors.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Steve Carell, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.
Steve, according to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising location with a celebrity whose name I'm not authorized to announce. Care to comment?
If you mean B.S., then it was an innocuous thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with T.D...
I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your mother or your spouse may "accidentally" fly into pieces. Do you understand now?
I think I've lost that (very unclear) photo anyway...
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