A fictional character you think to as a part of your life?
Probably Grover Cleveland, because of our similar way of life. In my ideal world we both breed cute raccoons.
Steve, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Steve's gem". In the middle of one of my famed wanderings in the Amazon basin, I uncovered a little plant unknown to botanists, now named Coleocyphopella bulbifera, which every 9 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of mangoes and pulled pork. It may seem disagreeable, but it may become a compelling habit.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I was forced by my best friend, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And since when did you feel a need to inform people about tennis elbow?
Since my pet gazelle had it.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have an orange squirrel on my shoulder. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in Las Vegas outskirts, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow disrobed.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a ferret. A big, fat, serene ferret, sated and sleepy in a summer breeze.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often anymore. Say every day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Steve Cerell", who apperently is a former fibrous plasterer from Las Vegas. That's quite annoying, but not as much worrisome as discovering that according to Yahoo my name is similar to a shocking blasphemy in Chinese.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Bach.
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