An interview with Steve Carell
Steve Carell
Steve Carell born August 16th, 1962 (Leo)
Among the future projects of Steve Carell there is a super-secret expressionist western in which all the action is set underwater (source)

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the soothing crackle of a bunch of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, like "the comforting purr of a pleased kitten" or "the joyous giggle of an exhilarated child ".

Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
You bet! They can't have enough of me. I make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I'm known to elate successful Oscar award winners and crestfallen roadkills collectors in the same manner. Say, there are at least 15 avenues with my name in two different countries, not counting Palombia and Uzbekistan, which I did not know they were countries.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every three hours. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Steve Curell", who allegedly is a diver from Los Angeles. That's quite distressing, but not as much heartbreaking as learning that for Yahoo my name is similar to an awful insult in Mongolian.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Surely! It is untoward that I have so little time to put down the words, as we creatives like to say. Last month I've seen the cover illustration of the book "The Road", and I found it quite acceptable. On that account, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Cormac McCarthy - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.

A famous person you think to as a part of your life?
In a sense, Arthur Schopenhauer, because of our cool hair style.

What would Steve Carell do to solve the problem of ferocity and violence that is menacing present-day world?
I believe that giving one million of bucks to every citizen can fix many issues, but most administrators are selfish aged blokes.

Where do you go when you die?
I believe that usually the deceased have the tendency to stick around.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Steve Carell's secret telephone number :
9733321428 7403736519 2353312586 7091339690 6255247980 6097145756 3291238850 9559440752 8068851218 9251750120 3895087631 548540618 6571089455 6544351800 9828510394 8992151602 8249307162 9557019311 2586905255 3841593586
I have a confession to make. My boss had patiently planned my hurried interview with Steve Carell several weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had better things to do, like breeding snails or visiting Canada. So, this web page is essentially the impression of a nightmare I had after a dinner of raw onions and salami.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.