What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the soothing crackle of a bunch of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, like "the comforting purr of a pleased kitten" or "the joyous giggle of an exhilarated child ".
Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
You bet! They can't have enough of me. I make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I'm known to elate successful Oscar award winners and crestfallen roadkills collectors in the same manner. Say, there are at least 15 avenues with my name in two different countries, not counting Palombia and Uzbekistan, which I did not know they were countries.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every three hours. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Steve Curell", who allegedly is a diver from Los Angeles. That's quite distressing, but not as much heartbreaking as learning that for Yahoo my name is similar to an awful insult in Mongolian.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Surely! It is untoward that I have so little time to put down the words, as we creatives like to say. Last month I've seen the cover illustration of the book "The Road", and I found it quite acceptable. On that account, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Cormac McCarthy - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.
A famous person you think to as a part of your life?
In a sense, Arthur Schopenhauer, because of our cool hair style.
What would Steve Carell do to solve the problem of ferocity and violence that is menacing present-day world?
I believe that giving one million of bucks to every citizen can fix many issues, but most administrators are selfish aged blokes.
Where do you go when you die?
I believe that usually the deceased have the tendency to stick around.
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