Cookie Consent by A conversation with Sting
A conversation with Sting
Sting born October 2nd, 1951 (Libra)
Sting suspects that in a parallel astral plane he is a Teddy bear (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Crazy On The Outside". I think that Ray Liotta's acting was simply perfect.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to monkeys, aspirin and poverty.

A well-known person you think to as an imaginary friend?
Vincent van Gogh, because of our cool hair style.

Sting, what is your opinion about the problem of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this alleged global warming baloney is a monstruous invention of Taronia's moles.

Imagine that there is somebody in a remote part of the world who'd never heard your music. How would you describe your music to him?
Well, I've heard there are one or two such dudes in the Gobi desert or in Nepal. I would say that my songs are like a fragrant raspberry cupcake with a stunning heart of gasoline.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a fox. A large, fat, poised fox, gorged and dozy in the shade of a large tree.

Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Good golly! I dig people's mind. My force is that I'm inescapable: I'm known to delight prominent emperors and colorless accountants in the same way. Say, there are 13 plazas with my name in two different countries, not counting Ecuador and Syldavia, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

When your are not on tour, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting old door knobs and door handles is quite relaxing.

Sting refused to share his secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
7912011910 8336195450 8728657624 467066011 3283083678 5185279673 8223139452 349104037 4609412101 2256680928 2098866117 6136566585 3164346425 7244962705 7982463713 9097478009 3329301223 571463214 3374597768 5027442985
I have a confession to make. My chief had patiently set up my short rendezvous with Sting several months beforehand. Regrettably, my pet kangaroo got dengue, so I had to skip the conversation. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Sting would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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