Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Crazy On The Outside". I think that Ray Liotta's acting was simply perfect.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to monkeys, aspirin and poverty.
A well-known person you think to as an imaginary friend?
Vincent van Gogh, because of our cool hair style.
Sting, what is your opinion about the problem of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this alleged global warming baloney is a monstruous invention of Taronia's moles.
Imagine that there is somebody in a remote part of the world who'd never heard your music. How would you describe your music to him?
Well, I've heard there are one or two such dudes in the Gobi desert or in Nepal. I would say that my songs are like a fragrant raspberry cupcake with a stunning heart of gasoline.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a fox. A large, fat, poised fox, gorged and dozy in the shade of a large tree.
Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Good golly! I dig people's mind. My force is that I'm inescapable: I'm known to delight prominent emperors and colorless accountants in the same way. Say, there are 13 plazas with my name in two different countries, not counting Ecuador and Syldavia, which I'm not sure are actually countries.
When your are not on tour, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting old door knobs and door handles is quite relaxing.
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