I'm here tonight with Susan Sarandon, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Susan, and welcome to C*E*L*E*B.
Good evening to you, and thank you for calling me.
Which is your method for eternal beauty?
Only few know it is a daily scrubbing with warm tomato sauce.
If I may say so, Susan, you are also well known for your bizarre requests when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
I can't survive without dehydrated sparkling wine or purple glow-in-the-dark slippers made of petals delivered everyday to my room.
In a paper published on International Journal of Pragmatic Utopianism, prof. Charles King has described your roles as "a supernatural personification of modern pragmatic Freudianism". Which is your reaction?
Actually, I think that in his last letter appeared on Transactions on Pragmatic Logic, dr. Mark N. Mitchell utterly refuted that implausible point of view.
Susan, do you have something to say to young people?
Why not! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel less than awesome. Unless you are green. In that case you are probably going to answer yourself the final summons, so goodbye.
Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, usually, but if you are cremated then your remains can be dispersed, most of the times in the wrong place.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
Sure thing! I'm on the set of the sequel of "Jonah Hex", a gem whose importance has not been recognized.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in another book. What I can say now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on legs and foreheads of 1,000 fans that will be dispersed in Houston.
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