Could you improvise a poem for us.
Sure! Here it is
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I was made by my parakeet, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight shingles?
Since I imagined I contracted it.
Which is your next musical experiment?
Next month I'll release a cryptic recording of country covers of Frank Sinatra greatest hits, sung in Maori, Hindi and Japanese. I have no doubts it will be the climax of my career.
If I may say so, Suzanne, you are also well known for your strange demands when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Suzanne needs what Suzanne needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's mammoth jerky or gold-plated potpourri.
Suzanne, are you superstitious?
For certain! I need to speak for a least 10 minutes without using the letter "G" right before a significant event. Clearly not this one.
Does your secretary use an alias when he makes reservation for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to get rid of stalkers and followers
I guess so! We go to any length to avoid those critters. We generally adopt the pseudonym "Suzanne Vyga".
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Definitely so! It is unfortunate that I have so little time, if any, to write. Recently I've read the back cover of "The Tell-Tale Heart", and I found it more or less acceptable. On that account, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain Edgar Allan Poe - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.
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