Suzanne, do you like gerbils?
For which reason you do not like gerbils, if I may ask?
Actually, they reek! And one gerbil bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the reasons I become a singer, so I may probably rethink my position on gerbils.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Dissostemma cauliflora, a rare orchid which grows only in Chile.
Do you like to cook?
Shucks no! But I like to create salads. My treasure is a mix of spam and bean sprouts, which I assume can satisfy both vegetarians and normal people.
Intriguing! Could you share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the spam and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix spam and bean sprouts with some paprika and there it is!
What do you think about the international situation?
Holy cow! I think it is very grim, since on this bitter Earth there are places where it is hopeless to find even an adequate margarita.
Suzanne, do you have any vice?
I watch really lame videos on YouTube for hours. Well, surely you are going to blame me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a damn.
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