You have been seen in an embarassing setting with a vip whose name and whose gender I've not the authorization to make public. Care to comment?
Do you mean F.J.? It's a completely innocuous thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with Y.S...
I may have a photo.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, probably some casual photons spontaneously generated an utterly random photo in which you incorrectly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your spouse or your car could "spontaneously" blow up. Capishe?
I made a mistake, this is probably a photo of my neighbors...
Who are your heroes?
Ronald Reagan, Jack Sparrow, and myself.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Suzi Quatro, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a record company and rang their doorbell until they gave me a job.
What’s in your pocket right now?
This is a tricky one. Since this interview is a fabrication of your lascivious neurons, I'm in my immodest nightwear, so no pockets at all.
Suzi, what’s your worst habit?
Most people imagine that I incarnate perfection, but often I drink water from the container when nobody's watching.
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