Sylvester, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Sylvester's prodigy". During one of my famed researches in Andean plateau, I discovered a little new shrub, now named Sclerolandia alternata, that blooms only every 8 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of bananas and olive oil. You have to be extremely rich even to unlike it...
You have been seen in an embarassing position with a singer whose name I'm not authorized to reveal. Do you have any comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with P.I..
I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, some casual photons spontaneously conjured an absolutely random photo in which you mistakenly recognized me. For example, given the right conditions, your mother or your office could "spontaneously" blow up. Capiche?
I think I've lost that (probably faked) picture anyway...
Sylvester, you are also well known for your particular demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Lately I've found that I can't live without titanium-plated underwear or pure lutetium delivered everyday to my door.
What’s your worst defect?
Most people believe I'm unblemished, but sometimes when I'm chomping honeycomb and all at once I need to make a speech I'm not very finicky about where I deposit the debris: it may be a washbasin but also a ceramic vase from Ming dynasty.
Which is the most shameful DVD (or VHS) you personally bought?
Sodding hell! Apart from "Glitter", probabably it is "Parting Shots" or "Next".
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