An interview with Sylvester Stallone
Sylvester Stallone
Sylvester Stallone born July 6th, 1946 (Cancer)
A close neighbor, an estranged relative or an innocent bystander? Well, we are in the dark, but we pixellated the face to boost drama! (pixabay photo)

Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
Yeah! It is the story of Frank, a musician from Boston. He is seized by a mysterious society and he is demanded to create stupid "completelY coUnterfeit encounTers" for some web site, from an obscure underwater cubicle. (If I can't be finded, tell Amy I always loved her...)

Where do you go when you die?
In a cemetery, usually, but if you are burned then your ashes can pepper a nice place or Denver.

What is the fuss about the current Oscar shitstorm?
To be frank, this is a hot potato.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to do something unpleasant at least once, for publicity reasons.

And since when did you feel a need to address the issue of peritonitis?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
A cow.

What motivates you to act?
It's easier than actually working...

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers, a long awaited work soon to be released in montly instalments.

There is no possibility any of these is Sylvester Stallone's secret telephone number :
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Clearly, celebrities are frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Sylvester Stallone peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained employing a certified mentalist.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.