A conversation with T.J. Miller
T.J. Miller
T.J. Miller born June 4th, 1981 (Gemini)
Less known fact: T.J. Miller is proficient in Mok'bara, the Klingon martial art (source)

Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I have a little intolerance to hydrogen peroxide, bullshit and fox tears (don't ask!).

T.J., what is your opinion about president Donald Trump?
You are a little naughty, but I gave my word to my cat I would not swear in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.

Is there a deep moral hidden in "Cloverfield"?
Yes, that you don’t always get what you want - or something like that.

When your are not on the set, which is your preferred hobby?
I think that collecting and trading old door knobs and door handles rests my mind.

What's the strangest dream that you remember?
I dreamed being spanked by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, while I kept yelling "I did not paint my uncle's squirrel".

T.J., do you like beavers?
Not hardly!

Why you do not like beavers?
First of all, they stink! And one beaver bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I may rethink my position on beavers.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Surely! It is lamentable that I have little time, if any, to write. Last winter I've seen the cover illustration of "The Alchemist", and I found it acceptable. So, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Paulo Coelho - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.

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