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T.J. Miller
T.J. Miller born June 4th, 1981 (Gemini)
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The amused face of fans who have encountered T.J. Miller (pixabay photo)

What do you think about the international situation?
Ooh la la! I think it is very bleak, since there are regions where it is impossible to find even an almost decent corn dog.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Cloverfield"?
Ohmigosh! All the other characters were chomping durian spiced snacks all day long.

In an article published on Texan Metaphysical Annals, dr. Ronald Barnes has observed that your movies are "a supernatural incarnation of modern conceptual deductivism". Any comment?
In his letter printed on Transactions on Theoretical Sociology, prof. Gregory P. Robinson completely rebutted that forced observation.

Are you superstitious?
Sure enough! I use to fill my left pocket with gravel right before a significant occasion.

Do you know Helen Flores (a former computer network engineer, now a physicist) from Gresham?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been briefly married to her. Then there was a rumor about the curious suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to an abrupt conclusion.

Can you authenticate the rumours about your role in the shady business of Kraken pictures?
Thou, vain fen-sucked flirt-gill! How do you dare?

Could you suggest a remedy for indigestion?
In case of indigestion, mix two parts of red wine, one part of instant coffee and some relish. Put this brew on your knees and your tongue.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. Let me start with :
Q: rock.

T.J. : food

Q: gift
T.J. : food

Q: friends
T.J. : food

I feel you are not in the mood.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not T.J. Miller's secret telephone number :
2160442699 6643602932 2851783056 572442174 265920160 8252618610 8090566132 3489680187 5003732170 842248330 6851172253 4448907043 5955329541 737337431 3057834609 2341206198 5047723378 6336191941 3233341633 906188941
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.