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A conversation with Taryn Manning
Taryn Manning
Taryn Manning born November 6th, 1978 (Scorpio)
Taryn Manning is promoting the introduction of seashells as a possible option to contrast the diffusion of bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
Surely the flag of Cardassia. If I'm not mistaken, it is blue and green with a tiny orange cow in the middle. Cardassia is a wonderful but unfortunate place. They are so poverty-stricken they recycle dandruff.

What would Taryn Manning do to solve the problem of criminality and violence that is threatening modern society?
Well, I'm sure that assigning a hired gun to every citizen can make many problems go away, but most legislators are selfish decrepit punks little responsive to my brilliant ideas.

What is the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
I dreamed being blamed by a Genghis Khan impersonator, while I kept yelling "I did not eat my cousin's tiger".

In a paper appeared on Annals of Quantitative Criminology, prof. Eric N. Anderson described your movies as "a supernatural quintessence of newfangled symbolic accidentalism". Which is your reaction?
In his interesting letter printed on Pacific Psychiatrical Studies, dr. Jerry A. Moore completely discredited that frivolous thesis.

If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
Say, when shell necklaces will be successful again I'll have the last laugh.

Taryn, you appear to be always so chirpy and lively. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that every person has a dark side. For example, when I see a so-called artist, I shake with hatred and I grit my teeth. And suddenly, I sense the urge to seal those leering eyes for good. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know about it.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Scarlett Johansson, because I always liked her as Norman Bates.

Apart from acting, is there something you do better than anybody else?
Actually, I can recite "When You Are Old" by Yeats in 5 different languages including Chinese.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Taryn Manning's home telephone number :
5170007460 5084606916 998077932 5744816429 3825724989 9970852158 8166291243 8755428584 9583441977 933720493 5910636196 7508996658 6190926488 302529065 2283391795 4747450939 8852699952 6880107159 7098898688 7383519283
To be sincere, my chief had lined up my exchange with Taryn Manning many days beforehand. Unfortunately, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Dungeon and Dragons". So, this web page is mainly the recollection of a nightmare I had after a dinner based on wild boar stew and raw broccoli.
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