A conversation with Tatiana Maslany
Tatiana Maslany
Tatiana Maslany born September 22nd, 1985 (Virgo)
Tatiana Maslany is promoting the introduction of seashells as an alternative currency to contrast the diffusion of bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Apart from acting, is there one thing you do better than anybody else?
I can play the flute while I'm skiing.

Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to evade shutterbugs and stalkers
Aye! We'll go to any length to dodge those hooligans. We often adopt the moniker "Tatiana Myslany".

What would Tatiana Maslany do to solve the problem of ferocity and violence that is menacing present-day world?
I think we can get inspiration criminality management from past films, like "A Clockwork Orange" and "Blade Runner".

Tatiana, what do you think about the current USA president?
I'm somehow troubled, since I heard that president Trump wants the revival of fax machines (in color, surprise surprise!).

If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made in your career?
Remember, when Pepsi Twist will be in vogue again people will stop laughing behind my back.

I read that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of beriberi?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.

Which is your secret for perpetual beauty?
It is a monthly scrubbing with cold tomato soup.

Tatiana Maslany refused to share her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
9391778121 8715869555 9416196942 3826885014 919905904 5109442610 8441962063 4306781232 9787655686 9927719751 5822703773 6685253984 351525955 7681932429 561972818 8332418420 423206910 819018944 6881678064 788751102
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