Cookie Consent by A conversation with Tatiana Maslany
A conversation with Tatiana Maslany
Tatiana Maslany
Tatiana Maslany born September 22nd, 1985 (Virgo)
Should Tatiana Maslany give up acting, her second best choice as working career would be professional sand castle builder (pixabay photo)

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Probably a gazelle.

Tatiana, do you like hedgehogs?
Hell naw!

Why you do not like hedgehogs?
Actually, they reek! And one hedgehog bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I may reconsider my position on hedgehogs.

Tatiana, do you have any vice?
I turn anything I can into a pizza. Shit fire and save matches, I'm eating a cinnamon rolls and pepperoni pizza right now. See, maybe you are going to criticize me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a shit.

When your are not acting, which is your main pastime?
I think that collecting old TV antennas rests my mind.

Tatiana, you are also well known for your peculiar requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it obstinacy, but I can't live without baobab bark or chili cotton-candy delivered every morning to my door.

Do you have problems with movie directors?
I was usually rising up against them when I was a youngster, you know, fight da power and all that jazz, but now I simply turn a deaf ear to them when they ramble.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix three parts of fernet, two parts of lemonade and some Thousand Island dressing. Apply the resulting mixture on your feet and your forehead.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Tatiana Maslany's private telephone number :
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I have a confession to make. My supervisor had patiently set up my little exchange with Tatiana Maslany many days beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like collecting doorknobs or grooming my pet lion. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Tatiana Maslany would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.