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Tatiana Maslany
Tatiana Maslany born September 22nd, 1985 (Virgo)
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In her will, Tatiana Maslany has stipulated that her ashes should be scattered on the planet Saturn, possibly by hand. (source)

Tatiana, is there a deep moral behind "Eastern Promises"?
Yes, that a boy's best friend is his mother.

You have been seen in an embarassing situation with a singer whose name and whose gender I'm not at liberty to make public. Do you wish to comment?
If you mean N.C., then it was a completely inoffensive thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with B.Q...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, probably some casual photons spontaneously concocted a totally random picture in which you erroneously pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your car or your parents may "spontaneously" blow up. Are we on the level?

I was joking, there is no picture at all...
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Tatiana Maslany, what do you think you would have done?

I would have enrolled at Georgetown University, signed up for Sociological Behaviorism 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with a booze addiction.

Do you have any scar?
I think I will! I have a little pencil shaped scar on my left elbow, a souvenir of my troublesome brawl with a maniacal groundhog.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
I think I will! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the emotions,
you took the respect away from me.
A button, a pen forgotten in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took away my reason,
everything I care you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Tatiana Maslany's private telephone number is listed here :
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My interview with Tatiana Maslany has been scheduled many months in advance. The resulting transcription was amazing, like it was written by the ghost of Nabokov at his peak. It was very untoward that my koala by accident devoured my only copy! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I struggled to recollect those mind-blowing words. I want to be clear, I'm not really so confident this web page is a totally truthful run-down of what transpired during our meeting, and thus I'm starting to be uncertain it actually was real...
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