What is the strangest dream you have ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by a Pablo Picasso impersonator. I kept repeating "I did not eat my aunt's elk".
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Indeed! Here it is my fantastic cure. In case of drunkness mix two parts of brandy, three parts of lemonade and some butter. Apply the resulting brew on your feet and your tongue.
Taylor, have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I had some issues with my agent, so to make things easier I will be forced to change my name, and next year I will be known as "Taylor Doyne".
What do you think about the international situation?
Great Scott! I think it is very grim, since on this battered Earth there are regions where it is difficult to find even a just adequate martini.
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a clear memory of the moment I was born. It was a day in March. An almost lyric winter day, the sun a flash in the invigorating sharp air. And I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of people screaming like banshees, running around like drunken lions. The first, but not the best day of my life...
You make me feel lucky.
My whole life is like a walk into a grisly blender. And it's still better than average.
Taylor, do you like hedgehogs?
Why you do not like hedgehogs?
They reek! And one hedgehog bite my cousin in his intimate parts. That was one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I may probably rethink my position on hedgehogs.
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