Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is
Your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolery.
Today a dreadful powerlessness and an aimless agitation are threatening the expansion of your horizons, but with respect to next Sunday today is a feast, so good luck.
Oh dear! If I did believe in this zodiacal shenanigans, now I would feel like an old shoe.
Are you superstitious?
Definitely! I use to shout "augh!" to 3 strangers before a significant encounter.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Taylor Dayne, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Medal of Honor" player.
What's your vice?
I do too much for people that don't appreciate any of it. I’m probably going to be judged for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my spirit stronger, I frequently doze on a cot made of rough sandpaper and barbed wire.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the soothing whisper of a roll of new banknotes touching each other. However, my agent desires you write instead something more mainstream, like "the joyous giggle of an exhilarated child " or "the first word of your toddler".
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