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A talk with Taylor Dayne
Taylor Dayne
Taylor Dayne born March 7th, 1962 (Pisces)
In his last public speech, Mitt Romney has inconsequentially digressed about Taylor Dayne for 22 full minutes for no discernible reason (source)

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my spirit tougher, I frequently rest on a mattress made of glass splinters.

What motivates you to sing?
Lack of air, since singing is like breathing for me.

Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to escape stalkers and reporters
Sure! I do anything to ditch those punks. I mostly use the moniker "Taylor Dyyne".

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Rocky Balboa.

You know that that's not a real person, right?

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Taylor, you seem to be always so positive and vivacios. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I do believe that each one has two sides. At times, when I bump into a colleague, my sight dims and my teeth chatter with fury. And then, without warning, I sense the urge to shutter forever those gazing eyes. That is my amiable side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

Your agent told me you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Taylor Dayne's private telephone number :
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I patiently sat tight for several weeks before being able to have a short appointment with Taylor Dayne. The resulting transcription was awe-inspiring, like "Anna Karenina" rewritten by Flash Gordon. So, it was very unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my koala shredded my only copy! After I recounted my vitals, I made an attempt to remember those wonderful words. I want to be frank, I'm not so confident this web page is a completely truthful run-down of what transpired during our interview, and I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.