Taylor Kitsch born April 8th, 1981 (Aries)

Taylor Kitsch born April 8th, 1981 (Aries)

Taylor Kitsch has been less than delighted by the true situation and appliances of the extra-posh spa he hastily selected from the catalogue of the "Dust Bite Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a chipmunk. A large, fat, placid chipmunk, glutted and sleepy in a summer breeze.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Isaac Asimov.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, I remember that many years ago I went camping with a friend. You know, we were young and wild and so we did "it" in the woods, under the stars, in the very heart of nature.

Where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next holiday I rented a chic villa in a secluded valley of Narnia. The only complication was making a payment in Linden dollars to the affable gentleman from Russia that proposed me the deal on internet.

Taylor, do you like armadillos?
Heavens forbid!

Why you do not like armadillos, if I may ask?
First of all, they stink! And one armadillo bite my uncle's funny bits. That was one of the reasons I become an artist, so I should probably reconsider my relation with armadillos.

Do you use an alias when you book a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck aficionados and journalists
All right! We do anything to get rid of those imps. I mostly use the pseudonym "Taylor Kotsch".

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my spirit, I often take a nap on a mattress made of rusty barbed wire abundantly showered with pepper.