Can you refute the noise about your role in the incident of Abominable Snowman photos?
Thou, jarring full-gorged pignut! How do you dare?
Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Yes! It is the story of George, a corporate treasurer from Austin. He is kidnapped by a mysterious organization and he is compelled to compose silly "radicallY untrUe confabulaTions" for some web site, from a hidden lab. (If I can't be freed, tell Sharon I never loved her...)
Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to citric acid, backstabbers and coyotes.
Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
I can flap both my ears rhythmically.
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
What do you have in your pockets?
Darn tooting! This is a tricky one. Since this interview is a product of your mischievous mind, I'm in my seductive undercloths, so no pockets at all.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is very bleak, since in this suffering epoch there are countries where it is difficult to find even a so-so mint julep.
Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
Not really! I'm friendly, somehow lazy, opinionated and itchy. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.
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