A talk with Taylor Momsen
Taylor Momsen
Taylor Momsen born July 26th, 1993 (Leo)
In her will, Taylor Momsen has requested that her body should be cremated inside a volcano (source)

When your are not on the set, which is your preferred diversion?
I think that coloring troll dolls' hair is quite relaxing. I like to paint them in green and gray.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I'm not sure. I think I'm a three in Iceland, but a six in Denver.

Can you rebut the buzz about the purloined Bigfoot DNA samples?
Sodding hell! Somebody may think you have a sudden desire to go the way of the dinosaurs, if you read me. I know a guy who knows a guy that for $1000,... Oh, forget it! You don't like spoilers, don't ya?

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a stack of banknotes in my pockets. You can look at them in awe, you can ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?
Not really a dream: I was alone in a barren dim space. A rotten flavor in my mouth. Then I remembered I got drunk at a rerun of "Just Go With It" in a murky movie house near Los Angeles.

Do you like to cook?
Don't be silly! But I like to design salads. My favorite one is a mix of spam and lima beans, which I assume can be suited for both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe?
Yep! You take the spam and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.

French rolls?
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix spam and lima beans with some tomato sauce and voilà, you are done!

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Taylor Momsen's secret telephone number :
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My brief appointment with Taylor Momsen has been lined up several days in advance. The resulting interview was mind-blowing, like "The Odyssey" rewritten by Gandalf. So, it was highly disastrous, to put it mildly, that my uncle Justin destroyed my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I made an attempt to recall those magnificent words. To be clear here: I'm not really certain this web page contains a totally truly report of our interview, and thus I'm beginning to wonder if it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.