A conversation with Taylor Momsen
Taylor Momsen
Taylor Momsen born July 26th, 1993 (Leo)
As a kid Taylor Momsen showed an untoward attraction to exotic food like fried frog legs and tacos (pixabay photo)

Do you have any scar?
Sure! I have a tiny snail shaped scar on my right calf, a remainder of my problematic encounter with a crazed monkey.

Do you know any good warts cure?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed good medicine for warts. Mix three parts of champagne, two parts of fruit smoothie and some tahini in the skull of a raccoon, then put the resulting concoction on your forehead and your arms.

Which is your favorite snack?
Tomatoes with dill, a rump steak, three cheddar cheese slices, and a glass of mineral water.

Does your assistant use an alias when he makes reservation for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape followers and stalkers
For certain! We do whatever is necessary to dodge those hooligans. We often employ the moniker "Taylor Mymsen".

Can you tell me the square root of 6243668483?
Even a confounded prairie dog can answer that, provided it has a transplanted thumb and a smartphone.

Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "The Old Man and the Sea" by Ernest Highway.

You mean, by Ernest Hemingway?
Maybe you are referring to the cheap edition. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.

What is your take of the next Oscar controversy?
To be sincere, this is a minefield.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Taylor Momsen's secret telephone number is listed here :
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My short conversation with Taylor Momsen has been arranged weeks beforehand. The resulting transcription was stunning, like it was written by the spirit of J.R.R. Tolkien under the effects of prescription stimulants. So, it was highly unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my doctor (maybe on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I made an attempt to summon up those mind-boggling words. Actually, to be clear here: I'm not so confident this web page contains an absolutely truthful run-down of our appointment, and thus I'm starting to ask myself if it ever took place...
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