An interview with Taylor Momsen
Taylor Momsen
Taylor Momsen born July 26th, 1993 (Leo)
Taylor Momsen spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. However, she learnt to move small objects with her mind (pixabay photo)

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the dirigible appearing in your last movie?
Sacre bleu! My behavior was strictly professional.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is dodecaphony.

A famous person you recognize as an inspiration?
As my agent keeps repeating, Confucius, because of our awesomeness.

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a stack of banknotes in my pockets. You may watch them in awe, you may ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a panther. A big, fat, tranquil panther, satiated and heavy-eyed in the summer shade.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm crazy about "The Hunger Games" by Suzanne Lollins.

You mean, by Suzanne Collins?
I don't think so. I think I've heard it both ways.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes! I have developed an unreasonable fear for dog shaped clouds, by reason of an uncanny accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also terrified by séances, but that is quite common.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Taylor Momsen's secret telephone number is listed here :
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To be sincere, my boss had patiently set up my hurried rendezvous with Taylor Momsen days beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Polish or breeding earthworms. So, the transcript above is mainly the impression of a nightmare that ensued after a large dinner based on beans and chorizo.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.