A conversation with Taylor Schilling
Taylor Schilling
Taylor Schilling born July 27th, 1984 (Leo)
After a strange accident happened to her aunt, Taylor Schilling has developed an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for tigers (pixabay photo)

Who are your heroes?
Frank Lloyd Wright, HAL 9000, and myself.

You appear to be always so joyful and vivacios. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. Each of us has a dark side. Sometimes, when I look at another actress, my heart became heavier and I grit my teeth. And then, without warning, I feel the urge to obliterate her jeering smile. That is my bright side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.

Taylor, which is your method for flawless skin?
Only few know it is a dousing with cold yak milk once a week.

Do you use a pseudonym when you book a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape groupies and stalkers
Absolutely! We go to extremes to elude those gremlins. We often employ the alias "Taylor Schulling".

Do you know Sandra Garcia (a former mechanical engineer, now a general practitioner) from Lansing?
Not personally, but my cousin has been married to her for 4 months. Then there was some commotion about some kinky photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a hasty conclusion.

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
I think it is that of Qumar. If I'm not mistaken, it is green and white with a little purple elk in the middle.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
James Bond.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Taylor Schilling's secret telephone number :
837184677 9891935980 9531558962 856183543 483699536 6146769433 9729166626 8917614768 7878612062 3061029804 6362942748 4836444633 940243672 9766037228 8995579669 205127779 4246348054 2548295362 2062137322 472397987
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