A conversation with Taylor Schilling
Taylor Schilling
Taylor Schilling born July 27th, 1984 (Leo)
Taylor Schilling always employs a rigorous way to choose her next movie (pixabay photo)

What motivates you to act?
The fact that, as Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do."

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers. It will be tattoed on legs and arms of 800 fans that will be dispersed in Columbus as in a flash mob.

What have you got in your pocket?
My giddy aunt! This is a tricky one. Since this transcription is a daydream of your indecent mind, I'm probably in my tempting lingerie, so no pockets at all.

Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny wombat shaped birthmark on my left buttock. Probably my father did accidentally swallow a wombat while my mother was expecting me.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight astigmatism?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my instant remedy. In case of need mix two parts of rum, three parts of fruit drink and some cranberry sauce. Apply the resulting mixture on your knees and your feet.

What do you eat between meals?
Cucumbers with salt and pepper, a plum, two bananas, and a tumbler of sparkling wine.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Taylor Schilling's secret telephone number :
920516709 460882660 695042176 9863339476 6931498676 7892052102 209704849 2498657417 5056988721 436074810 7687347207 4295974988 6600175884 5558386409 487036407 8928318787 2198704374 7672800795 6450871256 6062778135
I have a confession to make. My boss had set up my short meeting with Taylor Schilling several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, my pet bear got cowpox, so I had to skip the interview. So, this web page is essentially based on what Taylor Schilling would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.