An interview with Taylor Schilling
Taylor Schilling
Taylor Schilling born July 27th, 1984 (Leo)
Taylor Schilling is always looking for alternative ways to stay in touch with her followers. (pixabay photo)

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can tell you that I have my own exclusive brand. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Amphicladia metallica, an elusive orchid which grows only in Borneo.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Taylor Schilling, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at the University of Pittsburgh, signed up for Ancient Haitian 101, failed, and bailed out a year after that with a booze addiction.

Who are your heroes?
Daniel (the imaginary uncle of Oscar Wilde), Jack Sparrow, and myself.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with another word. Let's start with :
Q: rock.

Taylor : music

Q: frog
Taylor : hero

Q: courage
Taylor : insects

I think we had fun enough...
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?

I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to fake an interest in good deeds.

And since when did you feel a need to address the issue of allergy?
Oh, since always.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Taylor Schilling's secret telephone number is listed here :
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Clearly, celebrities are frantic people. It's difficult for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Taylor Schilling peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained via a professional mind reader from Memphis.
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