A talk with Taylor Schilling
Taylor Schilling
Taylor Schilling born July 27th, 1984 (Leo)
Many people like to collect coins. Taylor Schilling is specialized into collecting coins that have been eaten by accident. (pixabay photo)

Should you give up acting, which kind of career would you pick up?
Probably that of lightning rod installer, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Do you have any vice?
Oversleeping is an issue. Perhaps you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Taylor, what is the fuss about the current Oscar quarreling?
Frankly, this is an elephant in the room.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Taylor Schilling, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "The Sims" player.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it quite well. It was a play on the life of H.G. Wells. I was the comic relief in the part of his funny cousin.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I guess they were all very good in that play.

Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he books, say, a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to escape stalkers and admirers
Absolutely! We do whatever is necessary to excape those critters. We generally use the alias "Taylor Scholling".

Could you tell us something about your future project?
I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Mickey Blue Eyes", a timeless jewel whose importance has not been fully acknowledged.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Taylor Schilling's secret telephone number :
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I patiently dawdled for years for an occasion to have a conversation with Taylor Schilling. The resulting transcription was jaw-dropping, like it was written by the ghost of Beatrix Potter at her best. Thus, it was very regrettable, to put it mildly, that another inmate ate my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I struggled to summon up those wonderful words. Actually, to be straight, I'm not so confident this web page contains a perfectly factual run-down of our conversation, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever happened...
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