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Taylor Schilling
Taylor Schilling born July 27th, 1984 (Leo)
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Taylor Schilling is presently writing a guide to choosing biographers, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments. (pixabay photo)

If I may ask, how do you invest the money you made acting?
If you have money to invest, I can organize a meeting with some guys from Mexico who can make you a juicy offer. You better decide which finger you can do without, if things go snafu.

What do you eat between meals?
Grapefruits with butter, a sponge cake, four plums, and some vodka.

What’s your biggest defect?
When I'm thinking I have a tendency to put small objects behind my ear, like a pen or a hot dog.

Where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I rented an elegant palace on the hidden hills of Qurac. The only problem was finding a way to make a payment in Linden dollars to the cheerful gentleman from Nigeria that proposed me the affair on internet.

Who are your heroes?
Andrew (the less-known uncle of Edgar Allan Poe), Tarzan, and myself.

Taylor, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yes! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel out of place. But buy a sun block or you'll get burned anyhow.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

Taylor Schilling refused to let me know her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
246057882 5307177324 2929200852 4605741318 9746741828 4738704947 2067817677 3285971690 9771788583 5300373051 3165703068 654606220 841679609 9302618459 7299015668 2049718611 559782272 6810641328 2132165732 7020630174
To be sincere, my director had lined up my brief meeting with Taylor Schilling many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet hare got beriberi, so I had to skip the talk. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Taylor Schilling would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.