A talk with Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift born December 13th, 1989 (Sagittarius)
In his last speech, Bill Clinton has inconsequentially digressed about Taylor Swift for 20 full minutes for no apparent reason (pixabay photo)

What do you think about president Donald Trump?
You are a little naughty, but I gave my word to my dog I would not talk dirty, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.

Taylor, what do you think of the problem of global warming?
I've already made clear my thoughts in a paper that will soon appear on International Transactions on Psychiatrical Issues.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Karen Gillan, because we were in the same chess club when our partners were away.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Taylor Swift, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at the University of Washington, signed up for Fried Foods Chemistry 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with a gambling addiction.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine an anteater. A big, fat, quiet anteater, satiated and dozy in a summer breeze.

If I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you made?
Take note: when bandanas will be trendy again people will stop laughing behind my back.

Which is your next musical experiment?
Next month I'll release a vinyl-only experimental recording of gothic metal covers of Ray Charles greatest hits, sung in Bosnian, Icelandic and Klingonese. I believe it will be the zenith of my artistic life.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I liked all of their plays.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Taylor Swift's private telephone number is listed here :
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I have a confession to make. My supervisor had patiently planned my hurried appointment with Taylor Swift several weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like breeding earthworms or cultivating weeds. So, the transcript above is essentially the impression of a dream I had after a large dinner of raw onions and deep-fried bell peppers.
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